A first grade teacher in a Maine classroom explains to her class that she is a Patriot’s fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans. Everyone in the class raises their hands except one little girl. The teacher looks at the little girl with surprise and says, “Jenny, why didn’t you raise your hand?” Jenny replied, “Because I’m not a Patriots fan!” The still shocked teacher asked, “Well, if you aren’t a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?” Jenny answered, “I’m a Buffalo Bills fan and proud of it!” The teacher couldn’t believe her ears. “Jenny, why in the world are you a Bills fan?!” Jenny replied, “Because my mom is a Bills fan, my dad is a Bills fan, so I’m a Bills fan, too!” The teacher answered in a slightly annoyed tone, “That is no reason for you to be a Bills fan! You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was in jail, what would you be then?!” Jenny smiled and said, “Then I’d be a Cowboys fan!”